Very Slackers Christmas StoryEXT. SNOWY FORESTWe start with a snowman walking through a forest.TALKING SNOWMANThere was a time, long ago well, maybe not that long ago. There was a time, not too long ago, when Christmas was almost ruined. And it wasn't by some unnatural force, it wasn't by a horrible snowstorm and it wasn't someone with miser in his name. But, let's not get too ahead of ourselves, here. It all started out on a cold December night, the night before Christmas.EXT. PETE AND JOHNNY'S HOUSEA small house, the bottom floor's lights are on and there are decorations outside, splayed about very shoddily. Inside, Pete is watching TV and Johnny is sha