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-Megasuperguy darts through the sky at light speed and lands at the front steps of the Slacksburg television station.
Megasuperguy
Porkman! I know you're in here. Show yourself!
-He bursts in through the double doors.
Megasuperguy
Porkman!
-The lady at the front desk sits, staring at Megasuperguy, slack jawed. The nail filer she was holding falls from her fingers. Megasuperguy walks up to the desk.
Megasuperguy
Hi, I'm here to see Porkman. Can you tell me what studio he's in?
-The secretary stares blankly at Megasuperguy.
Megasuperguy
So the evil Porkman has ordered you not to talk, I see. What did he do to you, threaten your family? Cut out your tongue without anesthesia and properly sanitized equipment?
Secretary
N... No.
-The intercom clicks on the secretary's desk.
Intercom
It's ok, Mary, send him to my office.
-Mary points down the hallway.
Mary
Second... Door on the uh... left.
-Megasuperguy floats to the door and reaches for the handle.
Mary
No, your other left!
-Megasuperguy looks back at her and turns for the other side of the hallway and opens the door. Immediately his eyes fix on the huge bank of televisions that make up the back wall. Silhouetted in front of the tv's is a man behind a desk. Megasuperguy walks up to him.
Megasuperguy
Where is Porkman?
Man
He is not here.
Megasuperguy
I saw him on TV earlier, you have to know where he is.
Man
I am the Broadcaster, I know everything.
Megasuperguy
So tell me where the dastardly menace known as Porkman is!
-The Broadcaster presses a button and all but three televisions turn off.
Broadcaster
Three choices, Megasuperguy. Where should you go? Which one is correct?
Megasuperguy
Blast! Why does everything have to be set as three choices for me today? Can I not make up my own mind as to where to go? What if I wanted to...
Broadcaster
Three screens, three choices. Go along with it, my dimwitted character.
Option 1 is a small two story house in the suburbs. It may seem peaceful but this house has more than meets the eye.
Option 2 is a warehouse on the outskirts of town. It is pretty boring but there are a lot of heavy parts and room to hide.
Option 3 is a football stadium...
Megasuperguy
You mean soccer?
Broadcaster
Option 3 is in an American football stadium. But whatever choice you decide on, you must go back and pick up your sidekick, The Saint Bernard. His help will be invaluable in this.
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Megasuperguy
Porkman! I know you're in here. Show yourself!
-He bursts in through the double doors.
Megasuperguy
Porkman!
-The lady at the front desk sits, staring at Megasuperguy, slack jawed. The nail filer she was holding falls from her fingers. Megasuperguy walks up to the desk.
Megasuperguy
Hi, I'm here to see Porkman. Can you tell me what studio he's in?
-The secretary stares blankly at Megasuperguy.
Megasuperguy
So the evil Porkman has ordered you not to talk, I see. What did he do to you, threaten your family? Cut out your tongue without anesthesia and properly sanitized equipment?
Secretary
N... No.
-The intercom clicks on the secretary's desk.
Intercom
It's ok, Mary, send him to my office.
-Mary points down the hallway.
Mary
Second... Door on the uh... left.
-Megasuperguy floats to the door and reaches for the handle.
Mary
No, your other left!
-Megasuperguy looks back at her and turns for the other side of the hallway and opens the door. Immediately his eyes fix on the huge bank of televisions that make up the back wall. Silhouetted in front of the tv's is a man behind a desk. Megasuperguy walks up to him.
Megasuperguy
Where is Porkman?
Man
He is not here.
Megasuperguy
I saw him on TV earlier, you have to know where he is.
Man
I am the Broadcaster, I know everything.
Megasuperguy
So tell me where the dastardly menace known as Porkman is!
-The Broadcaster presses a button and all but three televisions turn off.
Broadcaster
Three choices, Megasuperguy. Where should you go? Which one is correct?
Megasuperguy
Blast! Why does everything have to be set as three choices for me today? Can I not make up my own mind as to where to go? What if I wanted to...
Broadcaster
Three screens, three choices. Go along with it, my dimwitted character.
Option 1 is a small two story house in the suburbs. It may seem peaceful but this house has more than meets the eye.
Option 2 is a warehouse on the outskirts of town. It is pretty boring but there are a lot of heavy parts and room to hide.
Option 3 is a football stadium...
Megasuperguy
You mean soccer?
Broadcaster
Option 3 is in an American football stadium. But whatever choice you decide on, you must go back and pick up your sidekick, The Saint Bernard. His help will be invaluable in this.
Cast your vote here: renonevada.deviantart.com/jour…
Part 4. 
The TV station was the most interresting option, I think. The X-ray vision option could have been pretty funny in a way because he would have flooded the city with dangerously high levels of x-ray radiation. At the end of the story I would have ended it with a news broadcast that the whole city's population of men were now sterile.
Well, I'd research a bit more to find more, maybe hair falling out or something. 
I might have to use that in a future story, so don't be surprised if you see it again. 
On to the story!
The TV station was the most interresting option, I think. The X-ray vision option could have been pretty funny in a way because he would have flooded the city with dangerously high levels of x-ray radiation. At the end of the story I would have ended it with a news broadcast that the whole city's population of men were now sterile.
Well, I'd research a bit more to find more, maybe hair falling out or something. I might have to use that in a future story, so don't be surprised if you see it again. On to the story!
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