Sta.sh
Part 1:
-At the Megasuperhideout, an apartment at the west end of town... Megasuperguy and his drunken canine friend, The Saint Bernard, are waiting for the stench of evil to sour their pallettes and call them to action.
Megasuperguy
Damn toast!
-Megasuperguy fiddles with the toaster, trying to pull out a burnt piece of toast with a fork. Electricity surges through him but he seems unaffected.
Megasuperguy
Foul machine! Release my breakfast at once or I'll be forced to dispense fresh creamery justice on you!
-The toast pops up and flies onto the floor. The Saint Bernard walks in.
The Saint Bernard
I see the struggle with evil is going well.
Megasuperguy
Good always triumphs in the end. Now, pass me the jelly my inebriated canine friend.
-The Saint Bernard opens the fridge door then looks over to Megasuperguy.
The Saint Bernard
We're out of jelly.
Megasuperguy
What? How am I supposed to defend the common man with just a piece of blackened toast? I must have jelly on my crime fighting fuel! As my sidekick in the neverending quest to rid the world of evil I request you to go to the store and get me my jelly.
The Saint Bernard
Sorry. We're out of cash, too.
Megasuperguy
Gasp!
The Saint Bernard
I told you to take the rewards we're offered but noooooo, you have to be all high and mighty and all "Your thanks is gratitude enough, fine citizens..." Idiot.
Megasuperguy
But taking money for our deeds is against all that superheroing stands for! We aren't in this for monetary gains or fame, we are here to refill the vending machine of evil with cans of carbonated freedom and justice!
The Saint Bernard
The way I see it, we have three choices:
A: We start taking rewards for helping the community.
B: We start looking for jobs.
C: We move in with your mom because we're also a month behind on the rent here.
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