Slackers VS the FDA ongoing...FADE IN:TV...will be the five year anniversary of the dead awakening. Rosario Sanchez has more. Rosario?ROSARIO SANCHEZThanks, Mark. Yes, five years ago the mysterious rise of the dead occurred, prompting many into fear. But, the real zombies are much less terrifying than their Hollywood counterpart, relying more on wild animals and the elderly to feed on. Though zombies are still the number one cause of death in our nation, the death toll has decreased by over seventy percent. Also, the homeless rate in this city alone has dropped ninety-five percent from five years ago. For the five year anniversary this Thursday, there will be a big festival held at the town square and the mayor will be retiring the quilt, started so many years ago by grieving family members to honor their lost...INT. LIVING ROOM- DAYPete turns off the TV. Pete and Johnny are sitting on the couch and Marc the Talking Dog is laying by their feet.PETEThe five year anniversary! Already?JOHNNYYeah.